Libertad para Robert Stewart

Corto y pego la noticia que hoy aparece en las noticas de la bbc. Otros medios como el telegraph también se hacen eco de la noticia.

Por lo que se ve no soy el único al que le vuelven loco las bicis ;-)

"A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.

He now lives in Ayr."

Ya lo cantó Raphael .....
¿ que sabe nadie lo que me gusta o no me gusta de este mundo ? ... ¿ que sabe nadie lo que prefiero o no prefiero en el amor ?
Libertad para Robert Stewart!!!


Mojarrison said...

Y yo pensando que tenía un problema con las bicis...
Pues sí, libertad para Robert, que no ha hecho daño a nadie y seguro que la bici iba provocando :D

FABman said...

"Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr."

No se qué es lo más aterrador:
1º.- Que no te puedas ni dar gustito en tu propia casa porque lo consideren "escandalo público"
2º.- Que el hamijo estuviera cepillandose a una bicicleta (no me quiero imaginar al del bricomanía con una radial) XD